Obama was really pissing me off. He was brainstorming ideas for boy baby names, but he wasn't writing any of mine down! I mean, what's wrong with Zogart anyway? And he was all condescending about it too. When I realized he was after names with an African beat to them, I raised my hand and said, "I've always liked Seydou."
"Oh, you do, do you?" he said with that little smile. I mean, come on, he wrote down "Kaatsu."
In other news, I got home from my colonoscopy and promptly spilled an entire glass of fizzy water all over my keyboard. Then I spent three hours taking it apart and drying out those plastic sheets of printed circuits. Result: Well, some keys worked, but not enough. Only $20 for a new keyboard, though, so not bad.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
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